Schlong shitting

When a male has his dick partially erected, sits down, bends the dick under the asshole and shits on it in order to pleasure himself.

Mark: Dude, you should try schlong shitting one day. Wednesday I tried it and my tip was fizzing the whole time.
Arnold: Goddman you’re weird man

by Schlongass April 29, 2021

Fucking and shitting

Refers to a particularly volatile or chaotic situation. Usually prefaced by adjectives such as massive, major, and serious. It can also refer to the destruction caused by a bad storm.

If John wins this election for chairmen, there will be some serious fucking and shitting in the company.

by Cecil Wood June 25, 2018

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Shitting in tall cotton.

Someone who's doing better than average and/or moving on up.

Bob has landed a freaking awesome job. He's really shitting in tall cotton.

by Mizz SMW September 10, 2010

Shitting Hell

"A term used in the occasion of something unusual, unexpected or unlucky. Often when someone is hurt or something shocking happens

Example 1: (man drops plate and it breaks) Shitting Hell! i just broke that plate !.

Example 2:Person 1 : BOO

Person 2 : ahhh shitting hell u made me jump !

Example 3: Shitting hell! steve just got Munched !

by ChrissyBoy123 July 5, 2009

house shitting

When touring a house for sale with a real estate agent while the owners are out, the prospective buyer takes a dump in the toilet and doesn't flush, leaving a surprise for when the owners come back.

I didn't like the real estate agent or the property, so I did a house shitting while the agent was showing my wife the guest room.

by Spigoon December 19, 2008

shitting myself

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

by D-BUCK March 5, 2005