shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

Monster Shitter

someone whos shits are humungous and always has the plunger ready even before he/she flushes the toilet. (usually this only pertains to men)

Kevins a fucking monster shitter, he's always glogging up my god damn toilet!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Shitter Splitter

A huge oversized penis

Curly is gonna rip you in half with his huge Shitter Splitter.

by sQuickDrill August 27, 2006

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Shitter-Dicker

An Unnecessary use of profanity to describe a person, place, thing, or idea.

"Hey dude, uh, hand me the shitter-dicker"

"Oh, this? All right dude, here ya go"

by P-Rod27 January 10, 2010

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.

Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."

by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010

Shitted

Cause if u can be pissed why not shitted

Damn dude u look shitted as fuck

by Causefuckit69 February 26, 2020