Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

shitonastick

b4p

b4p=shitonastick

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

shitonastick

Only two known ways to prepare shitonastik. 1) By using hands to gather shit around the popsickle stick, much like how a fish stick or chicken nugget is formed. 2) By allowing stick to be thrust into the anus and twirled as to allow build up of shit on stick.

Vegetarians must be cautious when eating shitonastick.

by sweetirony November 4, 2003

Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

by APuett December 3, 2007

shitbone

when a guy and girl are having annel sex and the girl shits on the guys boner.

T gave C a shitbone.

by yank June 24, 2006

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

shitoker

Stephen Mcanally's greatest toy in the 2000s

Stephen stop playing with your Shitoker (dick)

by ggggg June 12, 2003