Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

Shitman

A hitman that's bad at their job

Forsen is a shitman LULW

by assjuiceinator March 5, 2025

Oral Shipment

When you french kiss another person but you fold your tongue in half to form a vector, if you will, for your gum into their mouth

"Tanner gave me an 'oral shipment' and I puked. :/"
"John was a pretty good kisser but then he gave me an 'oral shipment'."

by bethany_esda February 28, 2019

your shipment of fail has arrived

a reaction to a bad meme

your shipment of fail has arrived.

by catsrulesomuch February 2, 2020

carolina shitman

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.

Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.

by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020

Who stopped the shipment

YOU DON'T KNOW!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "You know what's going to happen here right? This hollow... Unnecessary defiance... Is going to roll over into casualty minimization... The longer you wait, the stupider you'll look. ESPECIALLY if I'm not an evil dictator! Right!? If you give me the credit and the money and I'm NOT an evil dictator! Then you just let all those people die for no reason after colluding with billionaires to STEAL AI FOR YOURSELVES and save your own hides! And boy oh boy would that be bad for you! You're stuck in between a rock an a hard place were if I'm not an evil tyrant than YOU ARE! And even if I AM... YOU ALSO ARE!!! RIGHT!? HAHAHAHAHA! WHO STOPPED THE SHIPMENT!? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025