Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009

shart

To fart and get more than you bargained for.

You Sharted?

Yeah, I farted and got more than I bargained for....

by g,sus November 28, 2007

shart

What happens when you trust a fart.

Never trust a fart. Might be a shart.

by Nixxer February 5, 2010

shart

a very wet fart, an accidental shit

John tried to sneak out a fart but he shart in his shorts.

by Wawatay Sandy May 1, 2008

shart

To believe one is going to fart, but the outcome is having to clean ones pants of shit.

"Dude did you hear about Tom?"
"No mann what happened?"
"He totally sharted infront of his girlfriends parents"
"Mann dude, that fucker is screwed"

by Stanley McDanial June 13, 2004

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008