schmuck

schmuck is a term commonly used by people from the UK in reference to someone being an idiot or just when you simply feel like calling someone something.

you absolute schmuck aj

by nicki minajjjj March 7, 2022

Schmote

A schmote is an antonym for G.O.A.T and is often used in a derogatory way to demean someone’s “bad job done”

Oh my god, you didn’t clutch the win, you are such a schmote!

by Sageriah February 18, 2023

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Schmutzplätzen

German slang for a woman's vagina. Literal translation is "dirty cookie".

Pull your skirt down, I can see your schmutzplätzen

by milfhunter10 July 5, 2014

schmit

The Penis. See also 'Hampton'

"Where's JT?" "In the bathroom tuggin his shmit.."

by Blockster August 18, 2003

Schmuckdyke

A penis resembling fool who retains the same traits as a male acting lesbian (See Dyke) usually the butt of all jokes exchanged within a group of people.

Kuntry: Dude weeman is always trying to jew me out of some cigarettes or food.

Dillhole: Yup he’s a fuckin schmuckdyke.

by ThaChief July 22, 2005