Schmoog

The complete opposite of fuck, fucking, fucked or fucks

You unintelligent schmooging conservative lady!!!

schmooged, schmoogs

by bored people October 25, 2010

schmoogus

A learned person in the field of human interaction/synthesis.

The perfect partner.

A soulmate.

Derived from the words school, Moog(a type of synthesiser) and us.

"My schmoogus knows me like no one else in the world"

by Bill Orrick March 26, 2007

Schmong

To fuck up, or obliterate; to hurt severely

If I see Kevin today, I’m gonna schmong his ass!

by CamBrodian February 2, 2018

Schmogul

A highly successful, powerful person who has somehow remained a jerk.

Check out the schmogul at the corner table. Yes, that's really him, and yes, he's eating sushi with a fork.

by Monkey's Dad September 2, 2019

Schmergle

A nickname of a very awesome, loveable, cute, unique, and amazingly special girl.

I really love my Schmergle she is the best!

by Nick DeFazio January 31, 2008

Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

schmog

1) Something you say when there is a long silence in a room or if nothing is going on.

2) Something you say when you can't think of a word. Much like thingamajig.

1) (long silence) Schmog.

2) Damn look at that schmog over there.

by NigMcNig January 18, 2009