schmata

A person (usually a woman) who is a either a casual sex partner or mistress who is considered by their lover or society to be as worthless as a schmata or dish rag due to their lack of primary status.

whore fool piece on the side mistress other woman jump off booty call

Monica thought she was Bill's girlfriend but she was actually his schmata.

That's not his wife that's his schmata.

by LopLop'spen January 11, 2016

schmace

stacey howard;

amazing, incredible, sexy, beyond words unrealistcly AMAZING.
the most (beyond) amazing thing to happen to schmait b. schmace is the definition of love in every shape and form to this girl; schmait, and every definition of happiness. schmait may not be able to be everything for schmace, she wants to be and will fight every day to prove she can be. schmait's mind is the victim of her heart, and schmace is the only one that can save her.

schmait loves schmace, forever.

by schmait October 16, 2008

Schmake

Someone that is retarded beyond imagination.

" You know (Oluwa)Seun, he's a schmake"

by Oluwaseun Oladeji December 11, 2018

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003

shmate

another way of saying 'mate'

usually used by chav type people...or occasionally used to mock chavs when used ironicly.

oh, shmate, dat is a bangin tune man innit

by cheesebirthday August 3, 2009

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

schmote

The small piece of flesh between a male's nutsack and pooper. Can induce temporary paralysis in a subject when encountering a sharp blow.

She kicked him in the schmote and he couldn't walk straight for a week.

by G M$ney October 15, 2003