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shark therapy

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.
I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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Shark Queen

Her name is Sincere, she knows so much about sharks and watched more shark movies than you think, she talks about sharks so much that whenever someone else says something about sharks you immediately think of her.
Who is Sincere?”
The Shark Queen duh!”
by XxAnnaxX August 22, 2020
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shark infested waters

gang or mob talk for being in territory which is not “yours” or “your crews
a. “ohhh, i was down at louie and ernies over there for a slice”

b. “no shit you went all the way over there?”

a. “yeah it was like swimmin’ in shark infested waters but i had to take care of that thing and they got a good slice there”

b. “they do, you ever get their sausage?”
by YungGucci August 12, 2021
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Shark Uterus Board

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).
Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.
by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022
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hammerhead shark

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.
by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018
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Blåhaj shark

The superior shark plush that made by the Swedish company IKEA
Daughter: Momma buy me Blåhaj shark plush.

Mom: Sure hunn!
by Mayde- October 19, 2022
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finley the freshers shark

finley is a freshers shark who prays on new freshers. Finely doesn't take no for an answer.
Finley the freshers shark just won't leave the first years alone!
by 123ameh123 October 16, 2018
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