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stunnered

Ever used the internet term ''owned?'' it's like that. But you have to spell it newbishly to be funny.
Person One is the insulter.
Person Two is the insulted.
Person Three is the other.

One: Yeah, and I fucked your mother.
Two: *speechless*
Three: o snap sun u jus got stunnrd!1!!11!!11!one
by Person McPersonpants June 6, 2004
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scattered ass

when a girl walks and she makes that shit CLAP, like a standing ovation.
Ricky: Damn, that girl gotta scattered ass!

Me: What the hell is a "scattered ass?"

Ricky: When a girl walks and she has so much ass it looks like tiny people are doing the wave in a packed stadium
by Siph6 January 4, 2009
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starnered

To argue in both a non-sensical and childish way, usually starting with incessantly picking at a person until he explodes.
At the end of the argument, nothing is solved and the person who started it (the starnerizer) acts like he doesn't know why the other person is furious. The furious party is dumbfounded at both the starnerizer's feigned ignorance that he even started an argument as well as the starnerizer's endless inability to resolve most any issue that a normal, rational person easily could.

Sadly, starnerizers need serious cognitive therapy but, of course, stubbornly refuse to get it. Even if he would, he would end up starnering the therapist; yes, he could even push a trained mental health professional into a war of meaningless verbal vollies.
My bf starnered me last night. I am so pissed that I think a blood vessel popped in my eye.
by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010
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shatnered

dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
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scanner

To intentionally or unintentionally copy another persons opinions, ideals, visions of the future and vernacular in order to obtain acceptance from their peers in a lame attempt at awesomeness.
Person A: yo, crosby fucking suckkks. worst player in the nhl by far.
Scanner: yeah man, he sucks! hes definitely the worst player ever!!!1!1!!11!!!!!
Person B: do you ever formulate your own opinions, or are you just going to piggyback on everyone elses?
Scanner: (To Person A) yeah ya duster, stop copying me.
Person B: ughhhh, what a fucking scanner.
by d-bombbb March 2, 2009
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spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered
I was totally spankered last night
by BrigidC February 10, 2008
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slandered

Getting very drunk. Like super wasted, hammered, but slandered
Dude, I’m going to get slandered tomorrow at that festival!!
by Queenaileen March 18, 2020
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