Salmonella

a breed of cross-dressing salmon that now go by the name "ella". despite their proper upbringing as male salmon, they now prefer that you refer to them as Salmonella.

chuck: "check it out dude i caught a SALMONELLA!"
bob: "how the flying shit did you do that chuck?!"
chuck: "easy, fished in the sluttiest part of the reef. ;)"
bob: "niiiice, high five man!"

Lief Erickson: "Tharr she blows! Give me the net and let me catch some of this grade A salmonella. hinguh dinguh durrhen!"

by spankycookie November 17, 2010

Simone

A really great friend who always makes you feel happy when your down. A nice girl who never says what she thinks but always shows it and loves to mess around. She is an overall great y’all who deserves way more then she thinks

Nice woman Simone lololol

by :) no fuck you April 4, 2019

Simone

Simone a kind teacher of the life locked with keys and spells, guardian of the Goddess and an Ancient of times passed, a kindled spirit that lights up my life with care love and compassion. The ultimate enchanting goddess of helping finding balance of the univers.

Simone

by Saints&Sinners July 25, 2017

Simone

a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intelectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer, the most flexible girl youll ever meet, great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she got loong legs, beautiful eyes, thesweetest mosst adorable smile, and everythng inbetween;) definite cowgirl, Texan to the heart

when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gunna talk shit about him without gettin killed. let her know you love her, nevr let her go, if you do youll never move on or get over her

is that simone?
youll have to ask her to find out!!

by chimmychangachatanooga February 23, 2013

Simone

Simone
a girl who is very smart but disguises it with procrastination and laziness toward intellectual stuff. quiet and shy if you dont know her, but shes really nice, sweet, kind, generous hilarious,hyper, extremely ADD, and even more sexy. shes a dancer great in bed, or car, or wherever.Simone is... HOT, she has beautiful eyes, the sweetest most adorable smile, and everything in between;)

when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her

she's a Simone

by mzjam January 8, 2014

Simone

Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.

Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!

by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017

Simonee

A Girl who is crazy AF!! She won't let anyone talk stuff about her because she will automatically say something back and she is very smart and she is very beautiful with Long brown curly hair and she will throw some punches if she needs to! she cares a lot about her friends and family

Boy: Yoooo carl just got beat up by a girl
Girl: that was simonee haha

by heyyyy :3 January 20, 2019