Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)
-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.
-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.
-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.
2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 03, 2007
Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"
by Thatguyismee March 30, 2011
unnaturally disproportionate labia minora (pussy lips), that resembles the flappy tissue adorning a rooster's head.
by methlablouie May 24, 2005
by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021
by Cha0sad December 14, 2013
A totally screwed situation, to where there is very little hope into restoring the natural order before the situation.
by One with the answer 69 November 29, 2011
John was mean to me, but he might've gotten offended if I called him a cock-sucker, so I called him a rooster inhaler.
by Chipperbit2 July 17, 2012