puti puerca

a dirty bitch ... puerca means dirty/filthy .. & puti iz just short fOr puta which is a bitchh/hoe .. whatever you wanna call it .

" y to el mundo sabe q ez una puti puerca"

" ella ez una puti puerka "

by laLOKITA_B June 12, 2009

Putentag

A way of greeting German putang. As it is widely known that German putang has a mind of its own, this is used to greet it usually before oral sex. It also can be used as a chat up line for hungry Hagrids.

Alf: Woah last night I had a crazy German wench with a crazy putang, I had to give it a little Putentag just to avoid injury.

by John Kong January 19, 2013

Patience of a gnat

To be very impatient

I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.

by LydiaRae June 1, 2018

putin walk

A low resolution and horizontally stretched video of Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, walking. This footage is accompanied by a clip from Piano Fantasia's song - Song for Denise.

Guy 1: I have an epic penis 😎 and boner

Guy 2: putin walk

by 69 batman July 1, 2020

Vladimir Putin

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk

news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin

by @alexacampb //follow me bbg March 4, 2022

Putin's khuilo

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.

"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."

by Honeyko August 10, 2016

punties

The genitalia of the femal specimen. Usually term commonly used by your kitty cat. *rawr*

Look at her punties, there so big!

by Alyssa’s Punties 101 March 23, 2019