proton

A car manufacturing company which produces low quality cars at a high price. Only exists because of government protection in applying huge taxes on foreign cars. Slowly losing ground to superior travelling vehicles with better reliability, excellent customer support in comparison and better quality, known as "Odocoileus hemionus" or more commonly refered to as "donkey".

P - pathetic
R - ridiculous
O - outrageous
T - type
O - of
N - name

by Oldfoot June 20, 2005

proctonaut

Another in a long line of slang terms referencing male homosexuality.

The catenation of Proctologist and Astronaut.

Alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. You see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. In retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.

by -Awesome- February 14, 2006

Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

Proboner

(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.

After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.

by Annalizzo August 3, 2010

Procopio

The Best.

Dude #1: Wow, he is amazing.
Dude#2: Yeah, he is Procopio.

by Am i right? January 12, 2021

protonic

A free tech support site with hundreds of volunteers waiting to answer your question. You submit the question in a web-based form and you will receive an answer via e-mail. Completely 100% free. The "p" is never capitalized.

protonic.com - Your source for fast, free technical support

by Max Meyers July 17, 2004

Prolonged

A code word in the LGBTQ community, a more "dirty word" to represent same-sex sexual intercourse.

Nathan: Hello brad, I am getting to like you we should move our relationship further
Brad: Codeword Prolonged? ;)

by Nathan LGBTQ December 1, 2019