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3D Printer

A printer that brings digital designs to life, either by squirting molten plastic like a cake decorator, or by using a binder material to fuse powder.

Commonly requested items:
- Another 3d printer
- A gun
- A woman
- Organs

Though all those things are possible to some extent, they are usually cruddy and do not work unless you add some sort of manual labor.

Some people use their printers to print paperclips, toothpicks, phone cases, and whistles, but why not just go to the Dollar store instead? Also, 3d printed models are very crude, almost pixellated, and made out of cheap (but expensive) plastic.

Despite popular belief, 3d printing will never replace 2d printing. That is like saying "chainsaws will replace scissors". 2D printing is for printing out a biology report or business letter, and 3d printing is for printing out models.
A: Imagine if everyone had a 3D Printer in their house!
B: Are you kidding me? 3D printing is the biggest gimmick!
A: So was rock and roll and the Internets. It will improve in twenty more years.

C: Yay! I made a whistle, and it only took three hours!
D: You know, the dollar store sells metal whistles for 25 cents
C: (Blows whistle) Sounds as good as storebought!

I can only imagine how much the cartridges cost or how often you have to change them.
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All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only
Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer
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Rogue Printer

The most awful and terrifying breed that one might find in the school IT room...the ROGUE PRINTER. This is a condition that can often posess normal printers. Some symptoms of the rogue include: when collecting paper from it, it sucks it back in and spews it out; Also responsible for lost work, breaks and refuses to print, bleeps manically, and can sneak up on you when you least expect it....all i can say is, I WARNED YOU....
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IT consultant: Evacuate the building. NOW.
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sex as default printer

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Hey did I say Set as default printer or

sex as default printer?
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