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let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.
"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."
by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017
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First pretender

Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
by dabossdud June 13, 2022
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friend pretend

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
by rcalley July 8, 2014
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pretend bitch

A friend that tries to be a bitch but can't because you out bitch her
by QHarley March 7, 2016
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Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
by Miss Ted August 30, 2021
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The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location
Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.
by Drakenology January 20, 2021
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