mixing potions

The act of dry humping someone will you are intoxicated and half conscious.

I was drinking with a girl last night, and after five shots we went to bed and started mixing potions.

by Bruse Johngood May 8, 2014

Devil's Potion

Cum combined with water in the shower. This creates a crusty, super adhesive that is difficult to remove.

Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"

by The Cum Wizard April 8, 2010

patoon

noun

A girls private part with extreme smelly fluids in it.

Joe: What smells horribly??

Linda: Ohhh sorry its my patoon because i didn't take a shower.

by Jesse Aguilar June 11, 2008

potion seller

1. A person who sells potions.
2. An amazing and emotional video created through the use of Apple's photobooth.

1. The guy bought a potion from the sketchy looking potion seller.
2. Urban Dictionary forced me to write a definition on the term potion seller.

by ……..........………… September 13, 2016

pontoontang

a really big/fat pussy

Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang

by Ogre December 25, 2004

THE LOVE POTION

is when your girlfriend is sleeping and you sneak up on her and fart in face and run away when she wakes up all startled she smells your fart (love potion)

my girlfriend was a real bitch last night and when she fell asleep i gave her ''THE LOVE POTION''

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 3, 2002