Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

The kiss of Cyber Poseidon

When your smartphone falls in the wc and Poseidon kiss your ass with a splash of water

Fuck, I get the Kiss of Cyber Poseidon during a match vs shit

by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.

Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.

by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015

Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019

Poseidon's trident

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.

Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...

by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024