Whipping the porridge

A euphemism for masturbation

C: What were you up to last night when I texted you?
J: Well, I was randy, so I was whipping the porridge.

by The Admiral is what I call my March 3, 2016

porridge fingers

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.

"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*

by EmotionalSpork December 7, 2017

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

Gerry Porridge

Crazy Guy, loves cocaïne and his mother Liesbeth. Lives in leather pants.

Gerry Porridge had shit his pants again.

by Flip case hoesje November 24, 2021

Porridge Oats

To make love in a particularly oaty way.
See "Fruit syrup" as an extention.

"Man, we made porridge oats last night!"

"Man, i rained fruit syrup all over our porridge oats last night!"

by Tumblebumbl August 28, 2018

love porridge

Semen

Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }

by NWA10000 April 20, 2014