pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

Poots

poots means sex

are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?

by baby92 May 25, 2009

Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren December 28, 2005

Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011

Poot

The act of snorting illicit substances out of ones anal cavity for political reasons.

Think of the dead Kennedy's pull my strings chorus and go from there. "Give me a toot "poot" I'll sell you my soul. Pull my strings and I'll go far.

by I'm_ Getting _paid4thot! February 9, 2022

Poot

Poot Lovato is Demi Lovato's twin sister. Demi kept her hidden in her attack for years but was able to escape. She was first seen some nights ago.

Poot

by 1794 January 11, 2016