pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial

Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....

by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006

Poots

poots means sex

are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?

by baby92 May 25, 2009

Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.

hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...

by Jaren November 26, 2005

Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.

She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!

by warewoof September 11, 2003

Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.

Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.

by BholeItaliano July 11, 2011

The Poot

The Poot is a burrowing creature that lives in Southern Africa. Although it possesses massive feet it usually uses its breasts to ploeg* through the ground

*Ploeg is when you work the fields to plant food.

Wow Tjoop! You are acting like The Poot

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the June 05, 2023

Poot

A poot is one of them wind/silent farts
*Pffffft*

“I just pooted”

“That was a funny little poot”

“Your poot stinks!”

by urr mums bum January 05, 2022