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pooted

you may have seen this on a cartoon network commercial, its a term used to describe a fart that is loud and obnoxious, like the sound that the character is making on the commercial
Guy1: hey guess what?

Guy2: what now?!?

Guy1: I pooted....
by DMJeff24 December 10, 2006
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Poots

poots means sex
are you rooting for a pooting?
are you wanting sex?

do u fancy poots?
do u fancy having sex?
by baby92 May 25, 2009
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Poot

noun.;The sound a honda civic makes when accelerating.
hey, thats the sound my car makes!
*hits gas peddle*
poot-poot-poot...
by Jaren December 28, 2005
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Poot

A female fart or one of light and airy tone with mild smell.
She couldn't have farted, because girls poot!
by warewoof September 11, 2003
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Poot

The act of pushing out a toot too hard and a little poo slithers out of your bungole.
Don't you hate it when you're on a date then you try to let out a harmless fart and it turns out to be a poot.
by BholeItaliano July 12, 2011
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Poot

A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.
Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.
by Poot queen November 8, 2019
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Poot

Another way of saying 'fart' or 'trump'.
It's normally used as a really posh or feminine way of saying you've had flatulence.
Isabelle: Sorry, I just pooted.
Rachel: That's okay, Isa- OH GOD, THAT SMELLS TERRIBLE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT?
by definebird December 2, 2017
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