Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

ponkry

Old fashioned word for handkerchief.

hanky, handkerchief, nosewiper, ponkry

by trollhunter April 21, 2010

Ponkpunk

some kind of god I think

A male: hey is that ponkpunk?
A female: oh my god he's so hot

by Yer Heckin' boi May 11, 2018

ponkswife

literally one of the best people on earth, part of the best mcyttiktok friendgroup

person 1: „have u seen ponkswife‘s new video?

person 2: „ofc man, im their biggest fan“

by clayverse August 9, 2021

ponktacology

The science of getting a toddler just a little bit drunk

I've been studying ponktacology with my nephews.

by Pittsburgh_Girl45 August 25, 2017

ponkey

A donkey cross bred with a pony creating a small equestrian animal. Ponkeies can be of the x chromozone or xy chromozone. Trust me I own three. Can be a multiple birth. Can look like the mare or father.

That ponkey looks like it's mom.

by Dawn Michelle September 26, 2006

Ponkasaurus

A term used to describe someone who has mastered the art of ponking. An expert ponkster.

Guy 1: Did you see the way that ponkster ponked that dude?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he's a true ponkasaurus!

by ponked June 1, 2011