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Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose 

A most spectacularly superior Multi-Purpose Tool. For bailing out boats, wearing as a hat, even use it as a shovel! Use it to throw a ball for your dog, or cleaning out your gutters! A cup for water and a shoe for you!
Person 1: This Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose is perfect for bailing out my boat!
Person 2: Indubitably!

Person 1: Quick! I think the zombies are coming!
Person 2: Use this Pinkri-Ponkri Purpose to dig an underground bunker!
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Ponky rules 

Slogan where everyone in the neighborhood looks after one another/ has another's back. Ponky is an abbreviation for Ponkapoag, a suburban neighborhood in Canton, MA outside of Boston, MA. Lots of parties, fun, #ponkahooplah
Police: Why won't you reveal who did it?
Me: Because Ponky rules.
Ponky rules by Ghhoste July 29, 2017

pinky ponky

adj. Extremely small and/or cute, especially in reference to Japanese cars, homes, dogs, etc.

interj. When used with "teeny tiny", expresses amazement at the tiny size and/or cuteness of the object in question

Derived from Japanese stationery with typically obnoxiously cute chibi characters on it containing the Engrish phrase "teeny tiny pinky ponky"

Used mostly by Japanophiles, Japanoposeurs, and fat kids who love anime
That enormous fucking Hummer needs to be deported, but look at the pinky ponky car next to it!
pinky ponky by Chihaz August 30, 2008
A females ponky is a way of saying vagina. Ponky originated in Harlow Town, Essex in the 70s. It has been passed down in a family for generations and they are on the adventure to make this word go viral.
Go and wash your dirty ponky.
Ponky by Ponky boy October 15, 2019

ponky pwosmie

a cooler, more swaggy, more stanky variation of a pinky promise
Him: Hey dude, I have a secret but you gotta ponky pwosmie you won't spill
Me: yeah dude fo sho I ponky pwosmie
ponky pwosmie by 1517ipvav8990 October 10, 2019
Perculiar, weird, funny, but usually in an atleast semi- affectionate way.
"Look, it's Mike the headless chicken!"
"Aww, such a ponky little fella."
Ponky by Brinny December 31, 2007