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pineapple payoff

when 'one' drinks pineapple juice all week to put a hint of sweetness to their ejaculate. the sweet and long awaited release given is called the pineapple payoff
yo kid, i was drinking pineapple juice all week and hit danielle with the pineapple payoff!
by Jay yO April 15, 2010
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pinnaple

FUCKIN RETARD PINAPLE HA MAKES PEOPLE WET ASSS
Off that pinnaple
by Nssnjeekekke February 16, 2018
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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of a dude blowing his load and immediately transitioning that final weak burst (that usually just dribbles out) into a continous stream of urination that you can't really control.
"Man it was so hot out that day, that bitch was just asking to get cooled off with a Pineapple Smoothie....boy did I give it to her!"
by Team Little Jerry Seinfeld September 1, 2009
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Pineappleism

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
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Pineapple Situation

An unforeseeable event.

From the TV Series Chuck, The season 1 Black Friday episode "Chuck Versus the Nemesis"
An earthquake, fire, alien invasion or arrival of hostile enemy agents are all prime examples of a Pineapple Situation.
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Pineapple Face

A person who has bad acne or has bad acne scarring, especially if they also have sticking up hair. This is a particularly rude insult when directed at an Asian, a Hawaiian or a Pacific Islander.
Whoa, look at Pineapple Face. Someone lost a fight with acne.
by PMax March 10, 2008
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mystic pineapple

A legendary drug that submerges the user in a world of pure ecstasy with no physical or psychological side effects. Sought by many, it's very existence has been questioned by experts.
Random guy #1: Dude did you see that guy? He looked like he was trippin on friggin mystic pineapple.
Random guy #2: Dude I gotta get me some of that
by adn March 3, 2005
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