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philosophodoxia

Philosophodoxia:

Believing that doing philosophy is worth doing for its own sake, despite the fact that the one philosophizing and those who follow, will all die. Paradoxically, in order to assert this is to make a philosophical claim.

To have philosophodoxia is to love philosophy and philosophizing even though it is ultimately fruitless. It is a chasing after the wind. It is to engage in mental masturbation. It’s to be in love with one’s own intellectual life and derive pleasure from it even though it’s ultimately
Philosophers, especially atheist philosophers, have a position of philosophodoxia for granted without considering that they are wasting their time. This mentality is often seen when they mock nihilists/nihilism as being pseudo-philosophical and resorting to calling those who hold that position as “adolescent”, “juvenile”, “pseudo-intellectual”, etc...
by MindofGod March 12, 2020
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Life Philosophy Boner

When a person's life philosophy matches with another individual's ideas, outlooks and perspectives on life, one of the philosophy could get a hard-on.
Andrew and Steph have very similar outlooks on life are pretty similar. I bet one of them popped a Life Philosophy Boner.
by Drew714 July 19, 2016
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Bitch Philosophy

(Coined by Wyvern)
The bratty, self-centered, and assuming ideology constantly used in fandoms on the website Tumblr.
Such as *insert character* from *insert show* is not drawn the way other people like, so they witchhunt you or a fandom getting backlash for a controversial character that is actually being exaggerated from people who have no idea what that character's personality is.
*Tumblr user: draws character differently than canon and posts it on tumblr*
*recieves hate*
*Doctor walks out*: "Another tragic victim lost to the effects of Tumblr's bitch philosophy. Don't do Tumblr, kids."
by vitisvififera September 15, 2017
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philosophy tourist

A student taking one or more philosophy elective, usually to feel intelectual and smug while not pursuing a career in the field. Commonly loud-mouthed mature-age psychology majors. Especially unberable when taking advanced courses.
Person #1: Hey, how is this new course going?

Person #2: It's shit. These philosophy tourists from economics keep crapping on about irrelevant bullshit.
by poopiepoos March 10, 2010
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hipster philosophy

The philosophy of hipsters that is only known by those that are hipsters. Either you know it or you don't.
Elijah not only knows, but lives by hipster philosophy.
by ChubbyWubbyBear July 7, 2011
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The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.
You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'
by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021
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philosophy

A field of study which can essentially be divided into the subfields of epistemology, metaphysics and ethics.

Epistemology is the study of knowledge, how it is gained and to what degree it is possible.

Metaphysics is the study of what exists, how it exists and how we define it.

Ethics is the attempt, having decided upon theories of knowledge and existence, to create a coherent way of living.

Contrary to popular belief, philosophy is not, or at least does not have to be, useless. If everyone thought carefully about what they believe, why they believe it and how they should act accordingly the world would be a better place. Everyone from politicians to scientists to soccer-moms must make decisions of ethics which affect them and those around them.
Sartre (a major figure in philosophy) says of epistemology that we cannot have absolute knowledge, of metaphysics that the world is subjective, and of ethics that by existing we choose ourselvse and the world.
by yes, I am a philosophy major September 10, 2008
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