Phaile

When you Fail so epicly that even the word PHALE does not suit. This is the type of "Failing" the Jews did some 50 years ago. You can not "Fail" any more than this word. This is the supreme cock gobbler of all things "Fail". Epic Phaile, is quite possibly unstoppable. Chuck Norris shat brix when he saw Epic Phaile.

dude1: Haha I made that guy look so gay.
dude2: What did you do?
dude1: I stuck his cock in my mouth and took a picture. Posted that shit on facebook.
dude2: uh...
dude1: Haha yeah he's so a fag now.
dude3: Oh Mah God, You fucking -
Chuck Norris: <interrupting, because he can> Epic Phaile!
dude1: he's still gay right?

by MEOMGMEMEME October 16, 2008

phalanx

an automated 20mm air defense gun used on modern U.S. Navy Ships

The enemy strike aircraft were no match for the cruiser's 3 Phalanx guns.

by Admiral Nimitz November 18, 2004

phaillic

When something isn't phallic, it's just PHAILLIC. As in, fail. Something supposed to resemble a dick, but it fails.

I did it with Johnny last night- but ew he's so phaillic!

by Skipper the Kitten March 28, 2009

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Phaelan

All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.

They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.

When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.

Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.

"Yeah, she's so pretty, reminds me of a Phaelan."

"I've never seen an actual Phaelan before."

by fromtheWestsidewithLove August 9, 2019

Epik Phale

The most fail ever. you cant fail more than Epik Phale.

Dude.. That was epik phale.

by TREWERTYUIOJHGFDSDFGHJK April 18, 2009

Dump it in Her Pail

Technically-To fuck a girl in the ass. Can also be loosely translated for tradition intercourse. Can also be more broadly defined as messing with someone.

Steve: She is so fucking hot! Johnny: Totally...I want to dump it in her pail!

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2015