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penjani

Telling someone you'll be there in 10 minutes and then arriving six hours later
Don't penjani me again.
by busu389 October 19, 2015
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Peniology

Study Course in which men line up outside a clinic in order to have their penis examined using a metre stick. The purpose of this is to determine whether or not they suffer from micropenis. The course spans over a total of 25 years.

Shoutout to Kiera.
Kiera-"Mum, Dad, I got into University.

Mum- " I'm so proud of you, Kiera, what are you studying?
Kiera-"Peniology.
Dad-"Never heard of it, What is it?
Kiera-"Look it up.
(They look it up)
Both Parents-"I think it's time you leave"
Kiera-"Why?
Dad-"Listen, I'm gonna be honest- you're a dissapointment that's why.
by MASTEROFPENIOLOGY October 6, 2017
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pendoly

A word only the highly intelligent can understand. PENDOLY replaces “yeah” or “yes”
Bob:wanna go eat
Josh:PENDOLY

Bob:wtf
by Deguywhocool December 25, 2017
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Peniosis

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.
Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis
by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019
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Pencourse

When a pen fucks another pen
Did you know pencourse is how pens are made
by Random guy dude March 22, 2021
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Penjs

A word for the male genitalia but spelt wrong cos it’s funny innit
guess what
“what”
“penjs”
“why did you say penis with a j”
“funny innit
by Dylan (: January 9, 2022
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Penoid

A Penoid is a Species of "Mingo Noid" /Meengo Noyd/ latin for Penoid, it is a creature of unknown orgins, and is currently ranked catostrophic to human saftey.

HOW TO STAY SAFE & IDENTIFY A PENOID
Fully matured Penoids are about 7-9 feet tall, juveniles are around 6-7 feet in height. Penoids can see OK at night, giving you an advantage due to their night eye sight being slightly more poor than the average humans. During the day they have excelent eye sight. If you spot a Penoid during the day or night, RUN to the safest area you possibly can, they have excelent hearing paired with eye sight. If you grab their attention, they will most likely not have any mercy.

If you spot a Penoid in an urban/sub-urban OR ANY area, PLEASE CALL THE P.C.F FOUNDATION A.S.A.P: (909) 818 - 5189
We have containment of a juvenile Penoid.
by Anarkyy June 8, 2022
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