Peanut butter burrito

The act of having anal sex while uncircumcised, the foreskin fills with human feces.

When Ryan pulled his penis out of Kaycee's butt,he suddenly realized she had given him a peanut butter burrito.

by Ryanmarino24 October 9, 2018

safe peanut butter friday

To have protected sex with your peanut butter jar.

John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

by carlito :) May 29, 2022

church of the holy peanut

Everyone is really good at not blinking we worship scp 173 and the foundation is fucking sick of us but we don't care

*at church*
Friend- who do you worship

Me- church of the holy peanut bitch

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Peanut butter covered in chocolate in the shape of a cup. The greatest food on earth, impossible to eat too many.

No matter how full you are there is always room for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

by Paulie walli August 25, 2006

Peanut Baws

Scottish slang. Someone who over-uses steroids, thus shrinking their testicles to the size of a peanut. Could also be used as a put down. (see example)

EXAMPLE:

Man 1: Excuse me, could you be so kind as to help me with my shopping?

Man 2: Fuck off peanut baws!

by Matt/Deano September 13, 2008

spread it like peanut butter jelly

Spread the love.

Spread it like peanut butter jelly.
Do it like I owe you some money.

by This_is_my_fucking_handle March 8, 2018

peanut butter and crack sandwich

A delicious delicousy created by the world's favorite base-head, Tyrone Biggums. This glorious concoction consists of one part crack cocaine(mostly likely several rocks knowing Tyrone), Two pieces of bread(definently white, as Crackheads do not believe in whole-grain, and finally a generous portion of peanut butter.

Mrs. Biggums: "And what would you like for lunch today Tyrone?
"
Tyrone: "A Peanut Butter and Crack Sandwich!!!! And could I trouble You for a Redballs too Mama???"

by Jay4202 July 15, 2006