paralitic

Australian Slang for being extremely fucked up; The effects of a large sum of alcohol drugs etc.

xtine:lets get paralitic (chug chug chug)
erica: hell yeaaa (puff puff puff)

by xteen January 10, 2006

sexual paralysis

n.- when you accidentally see/hear someone engaged in sex or sexual activity and are so freaked and/or grossed out that you get away as fast as you can, but are left frozen by the absurdity of the situation and can only say 'ohmygodohmygod' when people ask you what is wrong.

"Abby and I were overcome by sexual paralysis when we walked in on Mike and his lady getting busy in the living room"

by wordsrundry December 3, 2007

Sleep Paralysis

One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.

Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.

"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

Youtube Paralysis

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.

Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?

by The midnight definer August 30, 2011

Paralympics

An event held every 4 years where people with disabilities compete in many different events. It is based off of the Olympics and is held a week after the Olympics at the same place.

Jessica Long swam at the Paralympics and won gold

by Swimmingbrunette October 28, 2013

Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.

Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.

by tinunit June 24, 2011

Funny Video Paralysis

When you think a video is really funny and then you show it to your friends and not a single person laugh and your shocked as they stare into your soul while you ask yourself "Why is not funny anymore!"4

Last night I was with Jake and Chad and I totally got Funny Video Paralysis dude, It sucks so much!

by Da Pink March 12, 2017