rusty parachute

The act giving a rim job to a female while she is on her period. You quickly pull on the tampon string removing the tampon. Then you throw the tampon up in the air and yell " bombs away" hopefully hitting the female on the decent.

After I did the rusty parachute to his mom, it looked like a murder had happened.

by phizzion January 1, 2010

participation trophy

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.

Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.

by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014

God Particle

A particle that is obtained after colliding two hydrogen atoms traveling at a speed of light. It is believed that this particle played a key role in formation of our universe at the moment of the big bang.

If this particle is obtained here on earth and it's properties can be measured and recorded, scientists will be able to explain how the universe works! A giant atom collider in France is trying to do just that!

-Man, look at those two silly atoms going towards each other so fast! Can't wait to see what happens when they hit head on!

-Yeah, hopefully we can get the God Particle out of the atoms' remains...

by HolyNotes February 4, 2010

Participoints

The points gained in a classroom setting by participating in the current activity

Person 1 "She only gave me 3 participoints in class"

Person 2 "Maybe you shouldn't have been caught texting"

by SHJ3894 January 25, 2009

Parachute

A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.

Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.

Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.

by 🐺 November 7, 2021

hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007

paraxcore

Paraxcore is a form of music, with such bands as PARAMORE, SAY ANYTHING, SENSES FAIL, BOYS LIKE GIRLS, AND PANIC AT THE DISCO, followed closely by bands like FALL OUT BOY.

They wear happy, brightly colored band shirts, from hot topic, khaki shorts, for guys, and girls, cut off jeans, rippedup of course, checkered slip ons, or flats, for girls.

Travel in the hordes, and always are talking.

they are looked down upon by those associated with 'Mallxcore' 'Broxcore' and 'cryxcore'

Christian is so Paraxcore, all he ever does is go to the mall, and drum circle, with the same group of people.

by mallcorekid August 8, 2007