nutpackets

a scrotum

derived from mishearing "is richard back yet?" to "do you see nutpackets?"

"get out of my room or I will kick your nutpackets!"

by euge January 24, 2006

Nutsack Noose Wench

A person usually a female that is a killjoy/mojo sucker that usually makes most men want to tie a noose around their nutsack and hang themselves.

Geez, that Sandy is a real Nutsack Noose Wench....where's the damn rope?

by Jeff and Tracy August 18, 2010

Nutsackectomy

Nutsackectomy is when your nut sack is sliced in two from a foreign object.

Herbert Finkle flew off his bike and hit a jagged metal pole causing is nut sack to split in two which was a nutsackectomy.

by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012

Nutsack

A sack full of nuts, like a cashew or an almond. Not to be confused with a seed sack or a legume sack.

Bob: Can I eat that nutsack?
Joe: No, don't be an animal. Eat the nuts, not the sack itself.

by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

Nutsack Fuckbag

An insult to call someone who is being a total bitch

You're being such a Nutsack Fuckbag

by BirdyisMe August 8, 2021

itchy nutsack syndrome

when your balls itchy ass hell to the point that ur getting down syndrome

man1: my balls itchy af
man2:oh no
man3: RUN HE GOT ITCHY NUTSACK SYNDROME
man1: WAIT I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME NOW??

by mexicanfoxnigga February 18, 2021

Little Nutcracker Guy

A main character in the DGCU (danny gonzalez cinematic universe) always in the background of Danny Gonzalez’s videos.

“wow cool a Little Nutcracker Guy in the background”

by mryabyabyab June 20, 2022