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not on your nelly

cockney rhyming slang for not on your life. nelly rhymes with smelly, which leads to smelly breath, breath leads to breathing to keep alive, leading to not on your life.
Martin: 'will you stroke my furry badger?'

Jon: 'Not on your nelly!'
by MsMatronic August 7, 2005
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Nelly Furtado

A Canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. Then, she was seduced to the pop music world's dark side by DJ Jasper Gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of identity.

In spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in July 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash "music" featuring Timbaland.

Her song "Promiscuous" has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as Odd Austin and Every Ape) as "Ridiculous," which is what she became after performing that song.
Nelly Furtado: "Do I seem a dummkopf?"
Timbaland: "Yep."
Nelly Furtado: "I was afraid so..."
by ObscuredOne June 12, 2008
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NELLY

Nelly is the best person in your whole life. She might seem strange and even crazy sometimes but that's why you love her SO much. You always have fun with Nelly cause her sense of humor is just great.

Nelly is a beautiful and stylish girl. She is extremely talented and is a very good and caring sis.

If you have Nelly you are the luckiest. Don't you ever lose her 'cause she's a special one.
-Oh, man, I met such a funny person and already love her!
-Isn't it NELLY?
-YES!
by linamaru December 18, 2020
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ray nella

Whoever he is, "Yung Berg" doesn't care for him.
"I don't care who's ya boy hittin, or who Ray Nella" - Yung Berg from the song 'Sexy Can I'
by Gibby McFender May 29, 2008
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neelya

confused, lost individual that is constantly in a world of their own. Prone to make completely random, off topic comments of little importance. Humour is almost guaranteed in their presence. Collectively known as randoms
You're such a neelya!
by Gaj January 18, 2008
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nellaf

to be an insane editor and player at the same time.
have you heard of nellaf, hes fucking crazy.
by nellaf April 16, 2015
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nelly bottom

A gay man who treats his asshole like a girl treats her pussy.

A nelly bottom has a yearning and a desire for anal penetration at all hours of the day or night.
Bryanboy is a flaming homosexual and a nelly bottom.

See www.bryanboy.com for reference.
by Kris[OT] July 16, 2008
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