I pissed myself

Please send help

I’m not joking I pissed myself

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Ima kill myself

Me too bruh me too

Person 1: Yo bruh u fenna kill yourself
Person 2: Yea Ima kill myself I cant take this shit anymore
Person 1: Damn bruh me too i'll meet you in hell
Person 2: Ight bruh i'll see u

by giveupkid June 11, 2022

Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

by Walther Darre March 6, 2010

myspace angles

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.

Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!

by Benjah February 16, 2006

myspace ninja

one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo

Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0

by Erik The Mexi May 13, 2008

Mysting

1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz

Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room

by screwyparasite December 27, 2011

Myspace Quitter

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.

Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.

by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006