Mature Fluids

A bread or sandwich spread usually comprised of aged adult male reproductive fluid. The container is filled at a rate of at least one(usually more) ejaculation(s) per day over a period of weeks. Usually kept in a Mason jar, the fluids then are aloud to "rest" for a period of 3 to 4 weeks after extraction in a cool dry place. Once deemed "mature" the product is served at room temperature.

"Let's all get together Thursday night at Cas and Joey's for a delicious D.P. The Queen assures us he will bring his mature fluids."

by Slothguy August 24, 2009

Mugurel

A basketball player who can`t shot, dunk or get a rebound. He`s usually a left handed and black.

He shots worse than Mugurel.

by HaidySUcksCOCKtwice July 20, 2010

mature hoof

An old aged vagina

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.

by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017

mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby

The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom

by J$wagga November 13, 2017

Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.

Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?

by ayooooooooooonotagainooooooooo June 18, 2019

Mature

Growing the fuck up

People need to be more mature

by Lil yaco October 14, 2020

Maturer

More than mature could ever be. People who can't grammar would use this. That includes me.

"Yeah i have this younger voice, in a maturer body, and graduates highschool" - Chad guy who hates his voice

by feckfeckfeck March 2, 2021