muted strum

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

mute point

Trying to make a point during a phone call while your phone is on mute. Usually occurs during a conference call.

Bob's point was a mute point because no one could hear as he had put his phone on mute.

by zmbb3 March 13, 2008

mute-ant

A person seemingly unable to exchange simple pleasantries such as "hello", "how are you", and "goodbye". Often someone encountered only briefly (i.e. a cashier) but they may also be someone you see every day, such as a co-worker.

I just went to the drugstore to buy some toothpaste, and ended up having a one-sided conversation with the cashier.

Normal Person: Hi, how are you?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: How much for the toothpaste?
Mute-ant: ...
Normal Person: (reads register and pays) Thanks, have a good night, you fucking mute-ant.
Mute-ant: ...

by ACNY November 18, 2009

Com-Mute

To go without sound during the televised broadcast of a sporting event in order to not have to listen to the inane and moronic commentators calling the game.

"Hey man, did you watch the game last night"

"Yeah but I had to com-mute halfway through because those announcers were so awful."

by Evanwins October 6, 2011

mute point

something with no height, length, or width; only position, and the added quality of complete silence

"I love deep sea diving, it makes me feel like a mute point."

by I.C. Freleey March 22, 2010

You're muted

When on Zoom, if someone is muted, you say "You're muted!" Then they shall un-mute

*Someone Talks with Mute on*

Another person- "You're Muted!"

by KateBitGaming October 2, 2020

Facepalm Muting

The act of Djenting so hard the guitarist violently hits themslef in the face with their guitar

Damn dude, did you see Bulb last night?!
No, what happened??
He was djenting so hard that he started facepalm muting

Oh damn! That's brutal

by Dannyguitarbro November 5, 2016