Murphed

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.

Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.

by Sammvv August 23, 2016

Drop kick murpheys

awsome band,so awsome that words cant describe it

Drop Kick Murpheys are so fuckin awsome! Fuck rap!

by Jesus Fellano September 25, 2003

Mumple Frumps

When a dudes balls/scrotum is completely covered with pubic hair.

Yesterday while in the shower after practice, me and all the guys on the team noticed that Josh has mumple frumps.

by surfer20 May 19, 2005

Murtle

When a girl is laying down , you go up to her and put your nuts over her nose and whenever she breathes through her nose it makes a flapping noise.

God u just murtled me

by Barn man March 8, 2011

Marple

A Happenstance

No way that just happened, that was a Marple

by Willy J. December 12, 2009

Murphed

To get fooled into an out-of-this-world, amazing deal. The poor fool will have problems and bills out-of-this-world.

Customer: "I have a basic phone. If I get a smartphone, will my bill stay the same?"

Sales rep: "Yea, Yea, Yea!"

That customer just got Murphed!

by redsevenx February 10, 2013

murphed

to get messed up(by someone or in something)

raul just murphed you!

by Kellington Brown March 10, 2008