Munt 

The visual evidence of a man wearing pants that are too tight. The masculine version of the 'camel toe'.

Hey dude, its not the seventies, nice 'munt'.

Munt by Darlene V May 24, 2008

Munt 

Verb. To munt. As in, to ming. To be very ugly.

'Ugh he munts.' Alternatively, you could say 'he is a munter'.

Munt by lalantha October 2, 2005

Munt 

(verb) Act of sexual intercourse with an asleep or unconscious individual.

He got a boner in his sleep so I just munted him.

Munt by Sarah July 19, 2003

Munt 

Having oral sex with a dead body

She was cold but a good Munt

Munt by Dave August 10, 2003

Munt 

A woman with a face like a wet kipper battered across a cheese grater

Nesbitts mam

Munt by sam b May 8, 2003

Munt 

A very ugly guy with nice personality but looks like a car hit him

Girl 1:awww he's so sweet
Girl 2:he is a munt though

Munt by randmness January 21, 2006

munt 

Moldy Cunt. A cunt that is so repulsive it makes your ones penis go soft.

As soon as I pulled down her pants,the first thing I smelled was her munt.

munt by dogs bower and will colabo April 9, 2006