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smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.
Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.
Wow connor, you are sucha moocher
by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008
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moochie

musty+coochie=moochie

meaning, smelly bunghole
this locker room smells like moochie.
by stina steez October 28, 2006
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Ethiopean Moocher

A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.
Patrick Lancaster is an Ethiopean Moocher.
by AndrewIShilarious August 9, 2006
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moochie pie

by The Ans Svc Girls August 10, 2010
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Boob Moocher

A person who constantly begs to use your boobs. while never returning the favor.
Alletta is such a boob moocher.
by d00ny March 16, 2010
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mooheef

People who lower their standard of communication on social sites (i.e. Myspace, status updates, Facebook, etc) to appear cool to their friends. They are usually followers who are insecure and need to appear cool to their friends. The use of fowl language is prominant and they use inside jokes that make them look "cool." For example, those who use words like "BITCHEN', or adhere to putting an s or z on the end of words that normally don't have those letters or not plural; HOTTAYS...you get the picture.
Jake was a cool guy, but around his friends, he's such a mooheef.
by MariaWordSmith July 20, 2009
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