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Couple Monster

Noun, Singular. Used to refer to two people or more (at even integers) who constantly do 'coupley' activities and seem to forget other people exist. Term can be used affectionally or as a slur
'Who's coming to the party?'
'Oh, Ted, Fred...and the Couple Monster'
by TheLaughingSam September 8, 2006
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cunt monster

Fucking the pussy aggressively!
by daddymattie March 1, 2009
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Menstrosity

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity
Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.
by Bambino624 December 16, 2008
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Manstress

The male equivalent to a mistress. A married woman's side piece. A second dick you get when the first dick isn't satisfying you. A boy toy. The man you use, abuse, and throw away on top of the man you come home to every day.
Jamie: "Hey, was that Josh I saw you with on Saturday?"

Tammie Lynn: " Oooo girl PLEASE that was my manstress. I get a piece of him when Josh's dick just ain't cuttin' it."
by redrum this bitch August 2, 2016
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monster4art

Typically an unintelligent person with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that goes around farting up a storm, usually around people with a deadly taste and smell.
Person 1: Damn partner, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?
by jodeboy51 January 24, 2019
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loch ness monster

A mythical creature said to live in a lake in Scotland. Keeps trying to get $3.50 from Chef's parents. Once dressed up as a Girl Scout to achieve said goal.
"No, you God damn Loch Ness Monsta, I ain't givin' you no three fitty!"
by J. Hasak October 14, 2003
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Wrath of the Monster

a bunch of dumb kids making a comedy skit for health class.
"Hey rick, have you seen that 'Wrath of the Monster' on Mike the Scientists channel?"
"No, what is it?"
"Oh just dumb kids doing a comedy skit for health class"
by colstheballs May 2, 2019
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