Omega Mongus Crongus

A phrase to describe a big crongus moment.

Can I get a cheeky omega mongus crongus?

*Dies to a 1 tap*
That was an omega mongus crongus

by Xd meme god lal November 10, 2021

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

mong jump

paralympic sport for absolute mongs. current world champ: Jamie Smith

go and practice the mong jump you fucking spastic.

by mong1234 December 15, 2011

Manguilorish

Manguilorish is a person who likes to trash talk, who thinks he's the best in the world when he's not.

Enos says '' Kobe Bryant is saying that the 2012 USA Olympic Team can beat the 92 and original Dream Team.

Daniel Says '' what!, what!, That is Blasphemy, That is Blasphemy, how dare you Kobe, you really are a Manguilorish!!.

by ThecHAMP26 July 24, 2012

Mongaloide

An endearing way to say bitch. It's a filler word for a bad word (any bad word).

Two kids playing rocket league: One kid let's the other team score.

The other kids sighs and says "YOU fucking MONGALOIDE."

by SK ;) April 30, 2023

Option-Mong

When you give someone 2 or more options and they reply 'Yes'; making the situation confusing.

Dave: "You wanna go to the cinema tonight or go get something to eat?"

Sarah: "Yeah."

Dave: "Looks like we've got another option-mong here."

by WelshBwoi November 18, 2010

Bad mong

Somebody who comes out with pointless comments and is generally irritating, often used by the brainiest of people to describe a person less clever than themselves however it's a funny phrase and makes me chuckle. People who wear huaraches and skinny joggers are described as "bad mongs" as well as those who wear them shitty sports pants that look like condoms and EA7 bubble jackets. Usually overused but that's minor

Hahaha what a bad mong

Matt Finn Shut the fuck up, you bad mong

Mairead = bad mong

by Stalecake April 24, 2015