Chester the Molester

The act of fingering a girl while your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust

Mr. Smith gave Mrs. Smith a Chester the Molester; now she has a yeast infection.

by Login14 April 10, 2015

chester molester

One who has sex with children.

Tell the kids to stay away from that chester molester.

by Happy Noodle Blacker August 23, 2006

molesterable

Having the characteristic of being easily molested. Vulnerable in the way of sexual knowledge and prowess and having few sexual defenses.

"Dude, that chicken looks so hot...I want it..."

"Dude, you screw the chicken, I'm going to see if that gohper is molesterable. He was eyeing me earlier."

by Itami July 1, 2005

collie molester

Derek Jeter

Once again that collie molester Jeter struck out with the bases loaded.

by Joe Torre May 18, 2004

yak molester

someone who is from canada

that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.

by walter9 September 13, 2008

Child Molester

The type of guy that you like to hang out with but everytime your kids get near their underwear disappears

Dad I'm not going to uncles Jakes house all of his team member people gang bang me I think they are Child Molesters

by bigvirgingslayer69 January 4, 2019

Your ancestors child molesters

The worst possible insult known to man. This phrase is worse than “your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt, etc.”

Josh: your mom gay your dad lesbian and your family tree have lgbt, beat that bitch.

Cody: Please josh don’t make me do it

Josh: no balls do it bitch

Cody: your ancestors child molesters!

*josh is instantaneous teleported to where time and space do Not exist, explodes on arrival causing the Big Bang. After millions of years society Develops and reaches its peak. Then a giant asteroid comes hurling towards the earth destroying all life on it.

by N O O S E May 28, 2018