Mojatarian

A person who only eats at Moja Cafe

"Would you like to go get some tacos tonight?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a Mojatarian!"

by Moja Cafe September 1, 2013

mojazzle

The small gemstones stuck to your top lip after performing oral sex on a partner who has recently been either vajazzled or pejazzled.

After giving Joey a blowjob, Sharon had a new mojazzle.

by Mat_aka_Flash May 3, 2014

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014

mojave

Pronounced "mo-jav" by Matthew

Matt: is that the new OS mo-jav?
Tay: you mean mojave?

by Tank your pro October 25, 2018

Mojaddidi

THE BEST FAMILY IN THE WORLD (the most succesful!)

literally- its the best family ever to exist

wow ur a mojaddidi!!! LUCKY :(

by a n i m e _ f r e a k s September 5, 2020

mojay

mojays a girl that’s shy at first, but when her friends also know as xiaeinjays, she’s bold and bright. without her two friends xippir and wraein, mojay wouldn’t be as good as she is today. you can find her in a smp, or even raging in bedwars.

gosh, that girl reminds me of mojay.

by mojayy October 20, 2020

Mojang’d

When something gets screwed up, doesn’t work as it should, goes wrong, can’t be fixed, it’s mojang’d.

I tried to migrate my profile & realms from Minecraft to Nintendo Switch. The website & password reset doesn’t even work or respond. Totally mojang’d.

I was coming home the other day & my radiator blew & I got a flat tyre. Totally mojang’d.

by TheRealSanchez December 26, 2020