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Mojatarian 

A person who only eats at Moja Cafe
"Would you like to go get some tacos tonight?"
"I'm sorry, I'm a Mojatarian!"
Mojatarian by Moja Cafe September 1, 2013
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Megatarian 

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.
Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?
Megatarian by Lord evil March 22, 2013

meatarian 

That guy is a complete meatarian, he only eats meat.
meatarian by PT December 5, 2004

mockatarian 

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.
mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.
mockatarian by boodody March 1, 2005

meatarian 

A very awesome and manly person who only eats meat. As the opposite of vegetarians who are often also homosexuals the meatarian will never enjoy a cockmeat sandwich.

Well known meatarian's include: Chuck Norris, Darth Vader and Maddox.
After punching through a 3 feet wall using nothing but his bare hands and peg leg, Jim ate a bag of beef jerky. He is a meatarian.
meatarian by niggerfaggot78 June 29, 2016

Megatarianism 

Offsetting ones carbon footprint from flying by abstaining from meat consumption prior to a flight (one week for short-haul, 2week for long-haul).
I'm practicing megatarianism this week before my flight to Hawaii.
Megatarianism by Moruzzi June 3, 2018

Mokhtarian 

A very creepy person who is interested in blue birds. having this last name means that you are a subject to Harjas
Stop being such a Mokhtarian, you creep.
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