mibson

a Mibson is someone who will give you a blow job while you eat a sandwich.

Wow that is great sandwich you have may I give you a mibson while you eat it.

by Trent Willis July 5, 2008

massoff

meaning: massive. big large huge outrageous

i have massoff bruises on my arms.

by cjfcoz January 13, 2009

Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion

The time in a highschool guy's life where his dick starts getting c0nfuzzled. All of the girls with all the money who used to be hot and in volleyball/swimming and other physical activity, get cars and slowly become more sedentary. Eventually the only exercise they get is getting shit-faced and sucking some dumb jocks dick. While these girls go from plump to hog-beast statuZz. The girls who were nerdy and considered outside the lines of attractive start making ur dick hard. And all the guys who used to be short or fat lose the weight and become better looking and end up fucking the newly-sexified nerd/unpopular girls.

Look in your middle school yearbooks. Make it a fun activity with ur dude friends and talk about gurls that used2 be hot and who are now fat and repulsive. And just to mix it up look @ the girls who used to be ugly/nerdy/socially reclusive/pudgy and who are now boneriffic. Usually the turning point for the 2 groups of females occurs sophomore year which is why I call it Midsophomoreyeardickconfusion.

by UhhPsycho October 19, 2010

Misconjuiced

Its a word used primarily for when someone misplaces their juice. Or when an unexpected bodily fluid is released.

Greg: Damn it John, I've lost my juice,

John: seems like you've had a small case of a misconjuiced.

Or

Greg: shit I've misconjuiced my cum all over the floor again.

by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

miscorruculucão

A insulting word, used under extreme rage. It's meant as a extreme insult sounding like ; you are a shity donkey mental retarded

You miscorruculucão!

by Einans April 12, 2021

Aurora Missouri

65605. This is a town between Monett and Mt.Vernon. Basically like the slums of the bible belt. Full of variety, fat kids, druggies, emo kids, skanky girls, all in all it's well rounded in population. There isn't even a Taco Bell in this town, WTF is that about? The only two good things to come out of Aurora are it's killer FFA team, and Hawgwild which serves up some of the best BBQ nachos around. As long as you aren't from the North side of the tracks, you will be okay. And President Bush came to town once, all the rednecks and hillbillies came out to see.

A: "Hey dude, I have been sexting this hot chick.."
B:"Where is she from?"
A:"Aurora Missouri, bro."

B:"Is she from the North side?!?!"
A:"Oh hell no!"

by Alice Dandersun April 7, 2011

Springfield Missouri

A tiny city that is simply the worst.

Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.

It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists

2. You will be mugged

3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy

Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.

Friend 1: “How was your trip to Springfield Missouri this weekend?”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”

by BitchyBee September 29, 2020