Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.
'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'
by Borsty B June 8, 2009
Get the Microwave Pussy mug.When to use a dutch microwave oven. Lets say your visiting a friend and you dislike their significant other, fart repeatedly into the pillow (ensure you select the correct pillow) and gently replace it to its original position.
by skooter aka cupcake August 13, 2009
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When your microwaving something and you try to get a bunch of stuff done before the beep goes off and if you cant make it back in time you jump behind the couch because in your mind it will explode at the beep.
Roomie: Dude why does the microwave always say :01 I always have to reset it to cook stuff.
Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.
Roomie: ........
Me: .........
Me: Uhhh cuz I dont want the house to explode from the microwave bomb.
Roomie: ........
Me: .........
by bennyhaha February 4, 2010
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Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
Cameron: We're both healthy, and busy people. We work together so it's convenient.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza?
Cameron: And of all the people I work with, you're the least likely I'll fall in love with.
Chase: Like... microwaved pizza.
by ojiru March 25, 2008
Get the microwaved pizza mug.A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.
by diddydubs November 1, 2011
Get the Reverse Microwave mug.A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.
by JoeCast August 6, 2011
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