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whore-masting

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009
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mom moshing

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.
Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...
by velvetgotham December 5, 2017
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Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010
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Kate Marshing

Word used to refer to Kate Marsh from Life Is Strange.

Often used to people committing suicide in video games, or real life.
Sometimes spoken to say someone is sad in general.
Martha: Ugh, look at Jenny.

Emmy: Yeah, she's totally Kate Marshing.
by UrbanWeeaboo July 25, 2016
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troops massing at the border

The final stages of a bukkake-style movie, where the male performers crowd in towards the face of the female star prior to ejaculation.
Jemima looked around in nervous anticipation as George, Alexander, Hugh, Roger, Trevor, Claude, Martin and Harry shuffled closer to her, manhoods standing proud. She could see the troops massing at the border, and it was only a matter of seconds before she was the cover star of the Tatler bukkake special.
by Uncle Whippity December 27, 2008
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lunchtime double-masking

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.
Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020
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slow moshing

A combination of slow dancing mixed with a mosh pit, all participants are in pairs dancing haphazardly, most likely drunk and/or high, and one couple will bump into another causing a domino or chaos effect that could lead to spinning girls used as projectiles, tango donkey punches, fist fights, or extreme laughter and fun, depending on the crowd.
Adam: "What is wrong with your ankle?"

Gabrielle: "It must have been injured last night while we were slow moshing, I didn't notice how swollen it was until today because I was laughing so hard and having too much fun to notice last night..."
by dmoney1313 December 9, 2010
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