manducate

To educate with a manly twist. Verb form of mansplaining.

“What the fuck bro, what were you thinking? Manducate me.”

by word burgler January 25, 2022

mandicapped

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.

A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.

by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013

Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.

Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.

by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masicate

to chew something. eat.mashinhg action of the jaw!

masticate with your mouth closed!
your face has just got mighty masticated by that rail.

by alaura May 13, 2005

mandate

a get together for the homosexuals of your town/city. may include some sexual content... and fabulous design.

I heard that davey and his "roommate" joe are having a mandate with all the other "roommates" in their apartment building.

by hasselhoff! August 8, 2008

mandate

The right to rule, having legitimate authority. Normally by winning a fair election.

Tony Blair shouldn't be allowed to do this shit, only half the country voted and only half of the voters voted for him. He has no mandate!

by JosephOMG June 18, 2007