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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, who goes by Post Malone (also known as Posty,Water Melon,Post-it Malone,Tattoo man,Bud Light King,etc) is a American Rapper,Songwriter and Record Producer. Every Song he makes is a different style and you can never expect what type of song he's gonna make next. He has more tattoos on him then the amount of money that you will ever make in your life.He has also mastered the art of looking homeless and being rich at the same time.
Guy 1 - "I want to be like Post Malone but I don't want to look homeless!
Guy 2 - "Wow."
by LMxHorizon October 28, 2020
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Post malone

The most kind harted man to ever walk on to this earth and now in the year 2020 he si struggling from drugs/alchohal

he needs help we cant lose another legend we already lost kobe bryant, gianna bryant, xxtentacion, cameron boyce come people help him out before we loose him to the world we be crushed ifwe loose him so if you have the chance to save a life do it cause when life has been taken you will feel horrible when goes cause you will know that you had the chance so take that chance and helpout a homie instead of just watching just do something that will benefit you and some body else.
by post malone is a legend March 10, 2020
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malong

Filipinos (people of the Philippines) usually wear this kind of clothing for warmth, fashion, or traditional celebrations.

The malong is a traditional "tube skirt" or "tube dress" made of handwoven or machine-made multi-colored cotton cloth, bearing a variety of geometric or okir designs. The malong is akin to the sarong worn by peoples in Malaysia, Brunei and Indonesia. The malong is traditionally used as a garment by numerous tribes in the Southern Philippines and the Sulu Archipelago.

The malong can function as a skirt for both men and women, a dress, a blanket, a sunshade, a bedsheet, a "dressing room", a hammock, a prayer mat, and other purposes. A newborn is wrapped in a malong, and as he grows this piece of cloth becomes a part of his daily life. When he dies, he is once again wrapped in a malong. Among traditional tribal peoples, the malong is used in everyday life. Even in areas where people wear Western-style clothing during the day, the malong is commonly used as sleepwear.
Dude: Oh ano (what)? Are you cold?

Duddette: Chyeah it's really freezing tonight considering its only a monsoon.

Dude: Well here, use this Malong my Lola gave me. Just go inside it. And be careful! Mahalaga yan!

Dudette: Salamat!
by guy3000 August 19, 2008
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Karl MaloWned

ANY person who is a member of the Impala SS community, and takes other members money, and/or goods in exchange for nothing. The Karl, when confronted, may only have the excuses such as "what money" and then may also reply with "I sent that shit out last week fool" all the while blowing smoke up everyones asses, and keeping everyones money.

Not to be confused with the VERY similar, yet slightly different "Frederico-ing"
Hey, sorry to hear you got Karl MaloWned.
That Karl got my money again!
Lets make a thread, and let everyone know how bad we got MaloWned.
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Bugsy Malone

To shoot your load into a girls face, so she resembles a character from Bugsy Malone after the pie fight with the pie guns.
I Bugsy Malone'd that girl, when she least expected it i shot her in her face like Tululah!
by SteveLegend June 26, 2008
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Post Malone

Getting eaten from behind after a heinous period shit.
He’s such a good boy; hits me with that Post Malone and now I save so much on toilet paper.
by Goddess Hegemony August 29, 2018
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malorne

Malorne is a street name for "coccaine"
dealers often exchange the street name to seal deals on the street.
"Yo Jesse you got my Malorne?, word"
"Hey did Nick just score us some more Malorne?"
by Dcptn January 5, 2005
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