lighthobuse

when you beat up a prostitute a little bit

there was some serious lighthobuse on the mean streets last night, but it wasn't me man, i was home alone 2.

by militant mike August 20, 2003

lightdork

Marveling at, reverse engineering or otherwise appreciating the light of a given scene more than an average person may; being a lightdork.

Me: Did you see how they used the shadows to draw you towards the face of the character in that scene?

My fiancée: You're lightdorking again.

by dcormier June 18, 2009

lightonize

when you turn on a light in a room or in something

Haley can you lightonize my room real quick

by hehedecliponize March 5, 2018

lightlord

The opposite of an edgelord. A person on the internet who puts up a bright and happy persona online. They usually like bright colors and are quite cheerful.

She is quite a lightlord, very bright.

They are such a lightlord, the colors show it!

by Luna the Narnian December 8, 2018

Lightpole junkie

A tweaker that has superhuman abilities while on meth that he can still a transformer off a power line and not get electrocuted

God damn watch that lightpole junkie steal that damn transformer

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

The Lightbody

An extremely hairy leprechaun with an affinity for thumb rings and sword fights. The excessive hair growth is believed to be the result of a "gland problem. The Lightbody's claim to fame is being the first person under 4 feet tall to successfully perform the Alaskan Pipeline on himself for three hours straight. Most visible trait is "girls hands".

Dude, is that Sasquatch's daughter??!

No, it's The Lightbody! UG-LY!

by PS Maverick June 9, 2011

Foggy Lighthouse

When there is a foggy window/mirror, you press your penis and balls up against it. Making your penis the lighthouse and your balls the rocks below it.

Dude, Jake just foggy lighthoused the shit out of Jerome's window!

by The Alaskan Hebrew Hammer July 28, 2011