glaze the lantern

An activity in which mostly gay men participate, in which a man busts a nutt on another mans penis.

“Hey fellow homosexual. Do you want to come to my place and glaze the lantern?’

‘Hell yeah! I love nutting on other dudes cocks.”

by notagay_420 December 4, 2018

Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

What you call someone when you don't know what else to call them.

You are such a Dr. Evil Lazer Beam

by HEEHOO BANAN July 12, 2020

lazer bear

A bear dressed up with a Canadian flag for a cape and walks around with two spazzy cats. Red lasers shoot out of its eyes and kill you instantly. It moves really, really fast.

Dude, me and Bill were walkin' home yesterday when this giant lazer bear showed up! the cats devoured Bill's face while the bear totally burned him. Then it ran away really fast. It was horrible.

by sean_is_a_woman September 27, 2005

sack-o-lantern

A sack-o-lantern is when you place your ballsack on someones head and shine a flashlight through them.

Shut up or I'll sack-o-lantern you!

by Necroscope March 30, 2005

Lazerbeam

A bloody legend who is the best YouTuber of all time

Look it’s a lazerbeam

by Bobcampyo May 27, 2019

Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.

Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.

by Dasch March 12, 2009