lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers 

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

Knockers on the Knockers

In reference to when a woman has pierced nipples.

Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"

Knockers on the Knockers by Utah Ski Bums May 23, 2010

knicker puppies 

noun - huge sweater puppies that have fallen to knee level

Hey man, that chick should be wearing a bra. Her bazooms are hangin' so low they've become knicker puppies.

knicker puppies by TsuDho November 23, 2009

Fort Knockers 

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.

Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed

Fort Knockers by Titman69 July 22, 2009

knicker beef 

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

knicker beef by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006

knickerless 

to go without underwear,

oh gosh look at her she is knickerless

knickerless by graham smith July 15, 2005

Kmart Kickers 

A pair of shoes that were bought at Kmart. They are usually relatively cheap and crappy looking.

Chrissy: Hayley you better put on different shoes if you don't want them to get muddy.

Hayley: It's okay, these are Kmart Kickers.

Kmart Kickers by Christina S. March 1, 2008